Get ready to make a bold statement this Halloween with our “Offend My Patriots I Will Make You Float Too” T-shirt! Perfect for those who love to combine humor with a touch of spookiness, this shirt is designed for fans of all ages who appreciate a clever twist on classic themes. Whether you’re attending a themed party, going trick-or-treating, or just enjoying a casual day out, this unique design is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. Made with high-quality materials right here in the USA, it’s not only stylish but also comfortable enough for all-day wear.
- Shirt Model: Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt
- Material: 100% cotton – soft, durable, breathable
- Care Instructions: Machine washable for easy maintenance
- Fit: Classic fit, waist-length for a relaxed look
- Neckline: Round neck for added comfort
- Sleeve Style: Short sleeve, perfect for layering
- Fastening Style: Pullover design for quick and easy wear
- Occasion: Ideal for casual wear, themed events, and daily outings
- Season: Suitable for all-season wear
- Fan-made design, proudly printed in the USA
Shipping Information
Shipping Time: 4–7 business days (US only)
Handling Time: 1–2 business days
Shipping Fee: Free shipping on all U.S. orders
Orders placed before 2:00 PM CT are processed the same day.
Payment Method
- PayPal – Pay securely with your PayPal account or as a guest
- Major Credit & Debit Cards – Accepted via PayPal Guest Checkout
